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Posted 2023-05-03

1.Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
2.Women especially love a bargain.
3.Women love to shop. It is the only area of the world
where they feel like they're actually in control.
4.Women will always ask questions that have no center answers,in an effort to trap you sintos
feeling guilty.
5.Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they
feel an eed to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
6.Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are.
7.Women hate bugs. Even the strong -willed ones need a man around when there ’s a spider or a
wasp involved.
8.Women can’t keep secrets.
9.Women always go to public rest rooms in groups. It gives
them a chance to gossip.
10.Women can’t refuse to answer a ringing phone, no
matter whats he’s doing.
11.Women never understand why men love toys. Men
understandt hat they wouldn ’t need toys if women had an〃on／off〃switch.
12.Women think all beer is the same
13.Women keep three different shampoos in the shower.
After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropicalrainforest.
14.Women don’t understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape
reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.
15. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothe s and will wear some
things twice；if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll p ack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know
what she’ll feel like wearing each day.
16.Women brush their hair before bed.
17.Women are paid less than men, except foronefield：Modeling.
18.Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’sresponsibility.
19.Women do not know anything about cars, even if they
drive car themselves.
20.Women have better rest rooms. They get the nice chairs
and red carpet.
21.Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when
women aren’t looking, men kick cats.
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1.Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
女人需要哭泣,并且只有在你能听到时才哭。
2.Women especially love a bargain.
女人特别喜欢便宜货。
3.Women love to shop. It is the only area of the world
where they feel like they're actually in control.
女人喜欢购物,她们觉得那是她们在这个世界上能控制的惟一领域。
4.Women will always ask questions that have no center answers,in an effort to trap you sintos
feeling guilty.
女人总是问一些没有正确答案的问题,她们想使你有犯罪感。
5.Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they
feel an eed to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
女人喜欢交谈。沉默使她们不安,她们需要用交谈打破沉默,即使她们没什么可说的。
6.Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are.
女人需要感觉到别人不如她们。
7.Women hate bugs. Even the strong -willed ones need a man around when there ’s a spider or a
wasp involved.
女人讨厌虫子。当看到一只蜘蛛或黄蜂时,即使意志力很强的女人也需要一个男人在身旁。

8.Women can’t keep secrets.
女人不能保守秘密。
9.Women always go to public rest rooms in groups. It gives
them a chance to gossip.
女人经常结伴去公共卫生间,这是她们闲谈的好机会。
10.Women can’t refuse to answer a ringing phone, no
matter whats he’s doing.
女人不会拒绝接听任何来电。电话铃一响,不论正在做什么,她都会去接电话。
11.Women never understand why men love toys. Men
understandt hat they wouldn ’t need toys if women had an〃on／off〃switch.
女人永远不会明白男人为什么喜欢玩具。男人认为,如果女人有开关,他们就不再需要玩具了。
12.Women think all beer is the same
女人觉得所有品牌的啤酒都是一个味儿。
13.Women keep three different shampoos in the shower.
After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropicalrainforest.
通常,女人的浴室里总放着3种不同的洗发香波。她们沐浴后,浴室就散发着热带雨林的味道。
14.Women don’t understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape
reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.
女人不能领略体育节目的魅力。男人从那些能让他们逃离现实的东西中寻找娱乐,女人则从那些能提醒她们现实
有多糟糕的东西中寻找娱乐。
15. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothe s and will wear some
things twice；if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll p ack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know
what she’ll feel like wearing each day.
如果一个男人要出门7天,他会带够5天穿的衣服,并且会将一些衣物穿两次。如果一个女人要出门7天,她会带够21
天穿的衣服,因为她不知道自己每天喜欢穿什么。
16.Women brush their hair before bed.
女人在睡觉前梳头。
17.Women are paid less than men, except foronefield：Modeling.
女人的薪水比男人低,只有一个行业例外———模特。
18.Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’sresponsibility.
女人永远不会犯错。道歉是男人的责任。
19.Women do not know anything about cars, even if they
drive car themselves.
女人对汽车一无所知,即使她们自己开车。
20.Women have better rest rooms. They get the nice chairs
and red carpet.
女人的卫生间很讲究,那里有精致的椅子和红地毯。
21.Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when
women aren’t looking, men kick cats.
女人喜欢猫。男人说他们喜欢猫,但当女人看不见的时候,他们就会踢猫。
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22.Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can
visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they
will talk for three hours.
女人喜欢煲电话粥。一个女人去看她的女朋友,她们一起生活了两个星期,她刚刚回家便会给这个女朋友打电话,
她们会聊上3个小时。
23. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the
plants,empty the garbag e, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.
女人做什么事之前都会化妆———购物、给植物浇水、倒垃圾、接电话、读书、收邮
件……??
24.Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question,〃How do I look？〃
在这个问题上女人不想得到诚实的答案———“我看上去怎么样？”
25.〃Oh,nothing,〃has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than i t does in man-
language.
“哦,没什么。”这句话在女人的字典里的意思和在男人字典里的完全不同。
26.All women will say that they are overweight, but don’t agree with them a boutit.
所有女人都会说自己超重,但千万别对此表示赞同。
27.Only women understand the need for〃guest
towels〃and the〃goodchina〃.
只有女人知道为什么“客用毛巾”和“好瓷器”是必要的。
28.Women want equal centers, but you rarely hear them
clamoring to cover the responsibilities that go with those centers.
女人要求享有与男人同样的权利,但你几乎听不到她们吵嚷着要求承担和男人同样的责任。
29.Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This
will get men arrested.
面对超速行驶的罚单,噘嘴可以使女人免于处罚,却会使男人被拘留。
30.Women don’t really care about a sense of humor in a
guy despite claims to the contrary.
女人并不真的在乎男人是否有幽默感,尽管她们声称幽默感很重要。
31.Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and
then they’ll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking
out other men；women will always catch men checking out other women.
女人在出门前将花费数小时化妆,然后她们出门,花更多时间注视其他女人。男人永远不会察觉女人注视着其他男
人,而女人总能察觉男人注视着其他女人。
32.The most embarrassing thing for women is to find
another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party.
最让女人头疼的事情是在聚会上和其他的女人穿同样的衣服. 参考技术A 1.Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
女人哭。并且只在你听得到的时候哭。

2.Women especially love a bargain.
女人特别喜欢讨价还价

3.Women love to shop. It is the only area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.
女人喜欢购物，那是她们实实在在能掌控的世界的中心

4.Women will always ask questions that have no center answers, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
女人总爱问一些没有明确答案的问题，争取把你困在犯罪感之中

5.Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel an end to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
女人喜欢讲话，沉默让她们害怕。所以她们想尽办法打破沉默，即使没什么可说

6.Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are.
女人应该想总有人比她们差

7.Women hate bugs. Even the strong -willed ones need a man around when there ’s a spider or a wasp involved.
女人讨厌虫子，即使是那些意志坚强的在碰到蜘蛛黄蜂的时候也需要一位男士

8.Women can’t keep secrets. 女人守不住秘密

9.Women always go to public rest rooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.
女人总是成群结队的去公共厕所，这给她们传播流言蜚语提供了机会。

10.Women can’t refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what he’s doing.
无论他们在做什么，女人都不能不接电话

11.Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn’t need toys if women had an〃on／off〃switch.
女人永远不会理解为什么男人喜欢玩具。男人却认为如果女人身上有开关的话他们就不需要玩具了。

12.Women think all beer is the same
女人认 参考技术B 1.女人需要哭, 而且除非他们知道你能听到他们，否则他们将不做它孤独的。
2.女人尤其爱一个交易。
3.女人爱购物。 它是世界的唯一区域
他们实际上感觉像他们的地方在控制。
4.女人将会总是提出没有中心答案的疑问,设法困住你 sintos
觉得有罪。
5.女人爱说话。 沈默威胁他们和他们
感觉 eed 填充它,即使他们不发表意见。
6.女人需要感觉像那里是人情况更糟超过他们是。
7.女人厌恶疯狂的。 甚至强壮者 -决意一些需要一个男人在当周围在那里 's 一个蜘蛛或一
黄蜂牵涉。
8.女人不能保存秘密。
9.女人总是在团体中去公众的休息房间。 它给
他们一个机会说闲话。
10.女人不能拒绝接一具充满的电话, 没有
物质怎么他正在做。
11.女人不再了解男人为什么爱玩具。 男人
understandt 帽子他们 wouldn'如果女人离开〃开关在／上有了〃， t 需要玩具。
12.女人认为所有的啤酒是相同的
13.女人把三个不同的洗发精留在阵雨中。
在一个女人淋浴之后,浴室将会闻起来像 tropicalrainforest 一样。
14.女人不了解运动的诉愿。 让他们逃脱的男人找寻娱乐
真实。 使他们想起可怕的事物可能是如何的女人找寻娱乐。
15. 如果一个男人继续进行七当日往返的短途旅行, 他将会包装五天价值给 s 穿上而且决意穿着一些
事物两次；如果一个女人继续一七天的跌倒她将会 p ack 21个用具因为她不知道
她将会想要每天戴的。
16.女人刷床前的他们的头发。
17.除了 foronefield ：模型以外,女人被支付得比男人少。
18.女人从不是错误的。 道歉是 man'sresponsibility 。
19.女人不知道关于汽车的任何事, 即使他们
驾驶汽车他们自己。
20.女人有较好的休息房间。 他们有美好的椅子
而且红色的地毯。
21.女人爱猫。 男人说他们爱猫, 但是当
女人没有在看,男人踢猫。 参考技术C 女人们最难启齿的32个秘密(中英文版)1.Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone unless they know you can hear them.

女人需要哭泣,并且只有在你能听到时才哭。

2.Women especially love a bargain.

女人特别喜欢便宜货。

3.Women love to shop. It is the only area of the world
where they feel like they're actually in control.

女人喜欢购物,她们觉得那是她们在这个世界上能控制的惟一领域。

4.Women will always ask questions that have no center answers,in an effort to trap you sintos feeling guilty.

女人总是问一些没有正确答案的问题,她们想使你有犯罪感。

5.Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they
feel an eed to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.

女人喜欢交谈。沉默使她们不安,她们需要用交谈打破沉默,即使她们没什么可说的。

6.Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are.

女人需要感觉到别人不如她们。

7.Women hate bugs. Even the strong -willed ones need a man around when there ’s a spider or a wasp involved.

女人讨厌虫子。当看到一只蜘蛛或黄蜂时,即使意志力很强的女人也需要一个男人在身旁。

8.Women can’t keep secrets.

女人不能保守秘密。

9.Women always go to public rest rooms in groups. It gives
them a chance to gossip.

女人经常结伴去公共卫生间,这是她们闲谈的好机会。

10.Women can’t refuse to answer a ringing phone, no
matter whats he’s doing.

女人不会拒绝接听任何来电。电话铃一响,不论正在做什么,她都会去接电话。

11.Women never understand why men love toys. Men
understandt hat they wouldn ’t need toys if women had an〃on／off〃switch.

女人永远不会明白男人为什么喜欢玩具。男人认为,如果女人有开关,他们就不再需要玩具了。

12.Women think all beer is the same.

女人觉得所有品牌的啤酒都是一个味儿。

13.Women keep three different shampoos in the shower.
After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropicalrainforest.

通常,女人的浴室里总放着3种不同的洗发香波。她们沐浴后,浴室就散发着热带雨林的味道。

14.Women don’t understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.

女人不能领略体育节目的魅力。男人从那些能让他们逃离现实的东西中寻找娱乐,女人则从那些能提醒她们现实有多糟糕的东西中寻找娱乐。

15. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothe s and will wear some things twice；if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll p ack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.

如果一个男人要出门7天,他会带够5天穿的衣服,并且会将一些衣物穿两次。如果一个女人要出门7天,她会带够21天穿的衣服,因为她不知道自己每天喜欢穿什么。

16.Women brush their hair before bed.

女人在睡觉前梳头。

17.Women are paid less than men, except foronefield：Modeling.

女人的薪水比男人低,只有一个行业例外———模特。

18.Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’sresponsibility.

女人永远不会犯错。道歉是男人的责任。

19.Women do not know anything about cars, even if they
drive car themselves.

女人对汽车一无所知,即使她们自己开车。

20.Women have better rest rooms. They get the nice chairs
and red carpet.

女人的卫生间很讲究,那里有精致的椅子和红地毯。

21.Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when
women aren’t looking, men kick cats.

女人喜欢猫。男人说他们喜欢猫,但当女人看不见的时候,他们就会踢猫。

22.Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can
visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

女人喜欢煲电话粥。一个女人去看她的女朋友,她们一起生活了两个星期,她刚刚回家便会给这个女朋友打电话,她们会聊上3个小时。

23. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the
plants,empty the garbag e, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.

女人做什么事之前都会化妆———购物、给植物浇水、倒垃圾、接电话、读书、收邮
件……??

24.Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question,〃How do I look？〃

在这个问题上女人不想得到诚实的答案———“我看上去怎么样？”

25.〃Oh,nothing,〃has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than i t does in man-language.

“哦,没什么。”这句话在女人的字典里的意思和在男人字典里的完全不同。

26.All women will say that they are overweight, but don’t agree with them a boutit.

所有女人都会说自己超重,但千万别对此表示赞同。

27.Only women understand the need for〃guest
towels〃and the〃goodchina〃.

只有女人知道为什么“客用毛巾”和“好瓷器”是必要的。

28.Women want equal centers, but you rarely hear them
clamoring to cover the responsibilities that go with those centers.

女人要求享有与男人同样的权利,但你几乎听不到她们吵嚷着要求承担和男人同样的责任。

29.Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This
will get men arrested.

面对超速行驶的罚单,噘嘴可以使女人免于处罚,却会使男人被拘留。

30.Women don’t really care about a sense of humor in a
guy despite claims to the contrary.

女人并不真的在乎男人是否有幽默感,尽管她们声称幽默感很重要。

31.Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and
then they’ll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men；women will always catch men checking out other women.

女人在出门前将花费数小时化妆,然后她们出门,花更多时间注视其他女人。男人永远不会察觉女人注视着其他男人,而女人总能察觉男人注视着其他女人。

32.The most embarrassing thing for women is to find
another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party.

最让女人尴尬的,就是在一个正式的聚会上发现另一个女人穿着和自己同样的衣服。

希望这些对你有帮助! 参考技术D 1.妇女需要哭。并且他们将不单独做它，除非他们知道你能听到他们。
2.妇女特别爱一个契约。
3.妇女到商店爱。这是世界的唯一的地区。这里他们在控制过程中感到好象他们实际上。
4.妇女永远将问问题没有中心回答，试图使你sintos陷入困境 感到有罪。
5.妇女喜欢交谈。寂静威吓他们和他们 感到eed 充满它， 即使他们没什么可说。
6.妇女需要感到好象有比他们经济拮据的人们。
7.妇女憎恶缺陷。即使强大 -希望的东西需要人在周围什么时候那里' s蜘蛛或者A 有关黄蜂。
8.妇女不能保持秘密。
9.妇女总是成群去公用洗手间。 It gives Dr.eye: 它给他们说闲话的一个机会。
10.妇女不能拒绝接一部响的电话，不 他正做的事情whats。
11.妇女从未理解男人为什么爱玩具。 人理解帽子他们不能'如果妇女喝A，t需要玩具吗在上/离开？接通。
12.妇女认为全部啤酒相同
13.妇女在阵雨里保持3 瓶不同的洗发水。 在一个妇女淋浴之后，浴室将象tropicalrainforest一样发臭。
14.妇女不理解运动的呼吁。人寻找允许他们逃走的娱乐现实。妇女寻找事情可能多么可怕的使他们想起的娱乐。
15. 一人进行一7 天旅行如果，他将包装5 天价值覆盖s并且将穿一些两次的事情； 妇女进行7 天旅行她将21 全套装备的便士承认因为她没知道 她将想要每天穿的。
16.妇女在床之前刷他们的头发。
17.妇女得到报偿少于男人，把foronefield：模型化除外的。
18.妇女从未错误。道歉是man'sresponsibility。
19.妇女不知道汽车， 即使他们
他们自己，驾驶汽车。
20.妇女有更好的洗手间。他们得到好的椅子以及红地毯。
21.妇女爱猫。人说他们爱猫，除了什么时候
妇女没看，男人踢猫 第5个回答  2007-02-26 1.Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone unless theyknowyou can hear them.
女人需要哭泣,并且只有在你能听到时才哭。

2.Women especially love a bargain.
女人特别喜欢便宜货。

3.Women love to shop. It is the only area of the world wheretheyfeel like they’re actually in control.
女人喜欢购物,她们觉得那是她们在这个世界上能控制的惟一领域。

4.Women will always ask questions that have no center answers,inan effort to trap yousintosfeeling guilty.
女人总是问一些没有正确答案的问题,她们想使你有犯罪感。

5.Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feelaneed to fillit, even if they have nothing to say.
女人喜欢交谈。沉默使她们不安,她们需要用交谈打破沉默,即使她们没什么可说的。

6.Women need to feel like there are people worse off thantheyare.
女人需要感觉到别人不如她们。

7.Women hate bugs. Even the strong -willed ones need a manaroundwhen there’s a spider or a wasp involved.
女人讨厌虫子。当看到一只蜘蛛或黄蜂时,即使意志力很强的女人也需要一个男人在身旁。

8.Women can’t keep secrets.
女人不能保守秘密。

9.Women always go to public rest rooms in groups. It gives themachance to gossip.
女人经常结伴去公共卫生间,这是她们闲谈的好机会。

10.Women can’t refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matterwhatshe’s doing.
女人不会拒绝接听任何来电。电话铃一响,不论正在做什么,她都会去接电话。

11.Women never understand why men love toys. Men understandthatthey wouldn’t need toys if women had an〃on／off〃switch.
女人永远不会明白男人为什么喜欢玩具。男人认为,如果女人有开关,他们就不再需要玩具了。

12.Women think all beer is the same.
女人觉得所有品牌的啤酒都是一个味儿。

13.Women keep three different shampoos in the shower. Afterawoman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropicalrainforest.
通常,女人的浴室里总放着3种不同的洗发香波。她们沐浴后,浴室就散发着热带雨林的味道。

14.Women don’t understand the appeal of sports. Menseekentertainment that allows them to escape reality. Womenseekentertainment that reminds them of how horrible thingscouldbe.
女人不能领略体育节目的魅力。男人从那些能让他们逃离现实的东西中寻找娱乐,女人则从那些能提醒她们现实有多糟糕的东西中寻找娱乐。

15. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five daysworthof clothes and will wear some things twice；if a woman goes onaseven-day trip she’ll pack21outfits because she doesn’t knowwhatshe’ll feel like wearing each day.
如果一个男人要出门7天,他会带够5天穿的衣服,并且会将一些衣物穿两次。如果一个女人要出门7天,她会带够21天穿的衣服,因为她不知道自己每天喜欢穿什么。

16.Women brush their hair before bed.
女人在睡觉前梳头。

17.Women are paid less than men, except foronefield：Modeling.
女人的薪水比男人低,只有一个行业例外———模特。

18.Women are never wrong. Apologizing is theman’sresponsibility.
女人永远不会犯错。道歉是男人的责任。

19.Women do not know anything about cars, even if they drivecarthemselves.
女人对汽车一无所知,即使她们自己开车。

20.Women have better rest rooms. They get the nice chairs andredcarpet.
女人的卫生间很讲究,那里有精致的椅子和红地毯。

21.Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when womenaren’tlooking, men kick cats.
女人喜欢猫。男人说他们喜欢猫,但当女人看不见的时候,他们就会踢猫。
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1.Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
女人需要哭泣,并且只有在你能听到时才哭。
2.Women especially love a bargain.
女人特别喜欢便宜货。
3.Women love to shop. It is the only area of the world
where they feel like they're actually in control.
女人喜欢购物,她们觉得那是她们在这个世界上能控制的惟一领域。
4.Women will always ask questions that have no center answers,in an effort to trap you sintos
feeling guilty.
女人总是问一些没有正确答案的问题,她们想使你有犯罪感。
5.Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they
feel an eed to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
女人喜欢交谈。沉默使她们不安,她们需要用交谈打破沉默,即使她们没什么可说的。
6.Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are.
女人需要感觉到别人不如她们。
7.Women hate bugs. Even the strong -willed ones need a man around when there ’s a spider or a
wasp involved.
女人讨厌虫子。当看到一只蜘蛛或黄蜂时,即使意志力很强的女人也需要一个男人在身旁。

8.Women can’t keep secrets.
女人不能保守秘密。
9.Women always go to public rest rooms in groups. It gives
them a chance to gossip.
女人经常结伴去公共卫生间,这是她们闲谈的好机会。
10.Women can’t refuse to answer a ringing phone, no
matter whats he’s doing.
女人不会拒绝接听任何来电。电话铃一响,不论正在做什么,她都会去接电话。
11.Women never understand why men love toys. Men
understandt hat they wouldn ’t need toys if women had an〃on／off〃switch.
女人永远不会明白男人为什么喜欢玩具。男人认为,如果女人有开关,他们就不再需要玩具了。
12.Women think all beer is the same
女人觉得所有品牌的啤酒都是一个味儿。
13.Women keep three different shampoos in the shower.
After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropicalrainforest.
通常,女人的浴室里总放着3种不同的洗发香波。她们沐浴后,浴室就散发着热带雨林的味道。
14.Women don’t understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape
reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.
女人不能领略体育节目的魅力。男人从那些能让他们逃离现实的东西中寻找娱乐,女人则从那些能提醒她们现实
有多糟糕的东西中寻找娱乐。
15. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothe s and will wear some
things twice；if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll p ack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know
what she’ll feel like wearing each day.
如果一个男人要出门7天,他会带够5天穿的衣服,并且会将一些衣物穿两次。如果一个女人要出门7天,她会带够21
天穿的衣服,因为她不知道自己每天喜欢穿什么。
16.Women brush their hair before bed.
女人在睡觉前梳头。
17.Women are paid less than men, except foronefield：Modeling.
女人的薪水比男人低,只有一个行业例外———模特。
18.Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’sresponsibility.
女人永远不会犯错。道歉是男人的责任。
19.Women do not know anything about cars, even if they
drive car themselves.
女人对汽车一无所知,即使她们自己开车。
20.Women have better rest rooms. They get the nice chairs
and red carpet.
女人的卫生间很讲究,那里有精致的椅子和红地毯。
21.Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when
women aren’t looking, men kick cats.
女人喜欢猫。男人说他们喜欢猫,但当女人看不见的时候,他们就会踢猫。
另外你的问题是不完整的,我来帮你补充完整:
22.Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can
visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they
will talk for three hours.
女人喜欢煲电话粥。一个女人去看她的女朋友,她们一起生活了两个星期,她刚刚回家便会给这个女朋友打电话,
她们会聊上3个小时。
23. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the
plants,empty the garbag e, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.
女人做什么事之前都会化妆———购物、给植物浇水、倒垃圾、接电话、读书、收邮
件……??
24.Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question,〃How do I look？〃
在这个问题上女人不想得到诚实的答案———“我看上去怎么样？”
25.〃Oh,nothing,〃has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than i t does in man-
language.
“哦,没什么。”这句话在女人的字典里的意思和在男人字典里的完全不同。
26.All women will say that they are overweight, but don’t agree with them a boutit.
所有女人都会说自己超重,但千万别对此表示赞同。
27.Only women understand the need for〃guest
towels〃and the〃goodchina〃.
只有女人知道为什么“客用毛巾”和“好瓷器”是必要的。
28.Women want equal centers, but you rarely hear them
clamoring to cover the responsibilities that go with those centers.
女人要求享有与男人同样的权利,但你几乎听不到她们吵嚷着要求承担和男人同样的责任。
29.Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This
will get men arrested.
面对超速行驶的罚单,噘嘴可以使女人免于处罚,却会使男人被拘留。
30.Women don’t really care about a sense of humor in a
guy despite claims to the contrary.
女人并不真的在乎男人是否有幽默感,尽管她们声称幽默感很重要。
31.Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and
then they’ll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking
out other men；women will always catch men checking out other women.
女人在出门前将花费数小时化妆,然后她们出门,花更多时间注视其他女人。男人永远不会察觉女人注视着其他男
人,而女人总能察觉男人注视着其他女人。
32.The most embarrassing thing for women is to find
another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party.
最让女人头疼的事情是在聚会上和其他的女人穿同样的衣服.

这段话麻烦高人翻译一下，谢谢！

我需要出国学习，所以要填一份表格，其中有个问题是问“你是如何希望你的训练和你将来的事业联系起来”，我是学临床护理的，别人帮我弄了，不是很好，想要高人帮我翻译下，谢谢了！
内容：
我是一名肿瘤学护士，肿瘤疾病是比较复杂的疾病，为了病人更好的康复与治疗，想扩大自己的护理专业知识及肿瘤学相关知识面，特别是心理学方面，通过学习与训练，更好的为病人贡献与服务，减轻病人的痛苦，促进健康。

就是这段话，麻烦翻译一下，谢谢了！~

个人认为：翻译这段最好调整语序，这样更有逻辑性。
I am a noncology nurse. Neoplastic disease is comparatively complex.Through learning and training,I wish to enlarge my nursing majoy knowledge and broaden the range of knowledge related to oncology,especially related to psychology, with the purpose of providing better recovery and treatment for the patient, making contribution to them and serving them significantly,and reducing their pain and improving their health. 参考技术A I am one oncology phymatology nurse , the tumour disease is a comparatively complicated disease, recovery more good for the patient comparing with treat, the relevance knowledge faces , psychology aspect, passes especially the nursing professional knowledge and oncology phymatology wanting to expand self to study and train, much better promote health in order patient contribution eases a patient's suffering with service,.

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参考技术B I am a nurse, tumor disease is oncology more complex diseases, in order to better treatment and rehabilitation of patients, want to expand their knowledge and oncology nursing professional knowledge, especially related to psychology, through learning and training, the better for patients with service, contribution to alleviate the suffering of patients, and to promote health. 参考技术C 这是我的翻译：
I am a oncology nurse, tumor disease am the quite complex disease, for a patient better recovery and the treatment, wants to expand the own nursing specialized knowledge and the oncology related aspect of knowledge, specially the psychology aspect, through the study and the training, better contributes for the patient and serves, reduces patient's pain, the promotion health.